What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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