i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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