My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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