everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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