I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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