if you like me you must not know who I am
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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