i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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