My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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