No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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