names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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