we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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