distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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