I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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