I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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