Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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