My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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