So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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