Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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