I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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