Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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