when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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