With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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