i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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