6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I could fuck to npr.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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