You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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