just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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