I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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