Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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