what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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