So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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