he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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