I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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