Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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