ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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