oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize
