How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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