how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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