I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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