I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He has the fingertips of a God
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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