In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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