hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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