I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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