I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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