i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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