Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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