do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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