Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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