On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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