I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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