But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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