I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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