That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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