if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
