Its about making memories worth repressing
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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